Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Big Fish Recap 9/22/09 - Travesty


Strike First, Strike Hard, and No Mercy. That is our team motto and that is exactly what the Cobra Kai did this past Friday night at Red Bug Lake Field. After falling to the PHI to start the season the team was hungry for a victim to unleash on. Before the game the Swami gathered the troops and told them to play like the Cobra Kai’s are capable of and follow our motto and forget about last week.

Well, the team took that literally and jumped out to a 7 run lead in the first inning as we batted through the order and the runs started to mount. “I wore my Punisher underoos this game cause the team needed to punish someone after last week” Koko said after the game. Capt. Tucci tried to clot the bleeding for the Intimidated Intimidators by asking Koko to take off his punisher underoos and telling the team to ease up a bit after we posted a 14-1 lead in the 2nd inning.
However, the wiley veteran Spragues still reeling from Mad Dog’s ducking of the PHI to preserve his ERA cried “Travesty” and told us not to let up. “A general rule I have in life is to not make a mockery of the game and when Spragues told me to step it back up, that’s all I could do” Said Johnny Blaze. Spragues would not let the Kai ease up and even completed the play of the day picking off an Intimidator running to third whom clearly was shell shocked by the ass whooping the Kai’s were laying on his team.

On Offense the team was hitting on all cylinders. Regs was back at clean-up doing his usual damage picking up right where he left off. DonJuan jumped right back up to the league lead upping his OB% to .957 and Sully even stepped up and showed the Intimidators a thing or two on the base path. “After tasting victory so graciously the last two seasons I wanted it so bad again, that I stopped off and gave a homeless guy 2 loafs of bread on my way to the game to bring Karma the Kai’s way…..I guess it worked” Sully said after the game.

Overall, it was a total team effort as everybody contributed to the 17-2 Annihilation of the Intimidators. However, the team did post a team low 9 pitchers at Gators as everyone was saving themselves for next week.

The Kai’s will be taking the field without Capt. Tucci whom will be scouting some players in NY this week. Damaso also will not be available as he pulled a hamstring jumping up to curse out the Yankees after they got it handed to them twice by the lowly Mariners this week.

Looking forward to keeping the momentum going against the Swim N Fun at 8:30!!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Big Fish Recap 9/17/09 - Can't Win 'Em All

The Band is back together and ready for another championship run. With the Swami back and the Cobra Kai’s back at full strength the team was ready to start the season off on a tear. However, a last second scratch from the starting rotation for Mad Dog left the ball in “Oil Can” Sprague’s hands and his savvy veteran crafty work. Sprague’s dueled it out with the heft heater CC Bathia of the PHI whom pitched a gem himself and helped himself out at the plate as well.

It has yet to be determined what exactly PHI stands for…….according to Wikipedia it could either be a symbol for a Greek fraternity or a Thai Demon. I am leaning toward a Thai demon because this game will haunt us for some time as the PHI SS and pitcher put a curse on us and got inside our heads from the beginning. As is the case for the momentum driven Kai we stalled in our first game back since the gut wrenching loss in the championships last season. “Our bats just never got rocking and rolling and I intend to change that by setting the pace and not allowing anything but our best from every hitter this Friday” The Swami said at the post game news conference.

The PHI got on the board early as they sprayed hits all over the field attacking every open piece of dirt and/or grass they could find. Our defense was solid and provided the few highlights we had as Sprague’s doubled off some unsuspecting runners with heads up fielding and the Swami was back patrolling CF with his deadly cannon.

However, our bats just never put together that rally that sparks our momentum. Perhaps missing Roundhouse Reger or perhaps our apprehension from the shell shock we received in the final championship game was to blame. Either way, I don’t suspect the Intimidators will be let off the hook as lightly this Friday night. The Kai are coming ready to play and rumor has it the Tomahawk Chopper himself JW has been called up for one last appearance before heading off to serve his country.

The Kai battled till the end but without a spark at the plate we just fell short in the runs necessary to compete. Well, in the immortal words once again of the great literary poet Mr. Forest Gump…..”That’s all I have to say about that.”

Only time will tell…….but the intimidators best watch out this Friday night under the lights.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Top 10 Greatest Movie Franchises


#10 – National Lampoon’s Vacation
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The only comedy franchise to break into the top 10. The "Vacation" series started in 1983 with the original and has since spawned off 3 box office sequels. The total gross of all 4 films is over $218 million domestically, which is very good for a comedy series. The weak link in the chain was the second installment, European Vacation. However the series bounced back in a big way with the third and most successful film of the franchise, 1989’s Christmas Vacation. Christmas Vacation grossed over $70 million at the box office and $35 million in video rentals. But even more importantly, the film has become an official holiday classic and is played on network and cable television every Christmas season. It has even been argued as the best Christmas movie of all time.






#9 - Pirates of the Caribbean
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Before you scream, “what!” You might want to know that the three Pirates of the Caribbean films are all in the top 40 worldwide grossing films of all time, with the second and third installments landing at #3 and #6 respectively. The trilogy has brought in a total of over $2.6 billion worldwide, second only to the Lord of the Rings saga. Now of course money does not equal great filmmaking. You only have to look as far as the Transformers movies to see that. But when a series brings in over $2 billion in revenue at the box office alone, it can not be easily ignored either. The “Pirates” films are not just inflated summer blockbusters with big special effects. They are very well written with an amazing cast of actors portraying equally amazing characters. Johnny Depp, easily one of the greatest actors to ever live, was never really a mainstream type of guy before his creation of Captain Jack Sparrow. Fortunately or unfortunately for Depp, there’s no going back now. Jack Sparrow has become one of the most popular characters in Disney history. So much so that the ride at Walt Disney World has been updated to include his character. No doubt many future generations of visitors to the theme park will make the grievous mistake that the films premiered before the ride.






#8 - The Matrix
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No one in their right mind would ever argue that 1999’s The Matrix is one of the greatest sci-fi films ever made. It is sometimes referred to as “the new Star Wars,” due to the fact that after Star Wars came out in 1977, it forever changed how special effects were created in films. The Matrix redrew that line as it was the first film to use the now often mimicked “bullet time” in a live-action movie. The controversy of the trilogy comes with its polarizing sequels. It’s hard to find film buffs that thought “Reloaded,” and “Revolutions,” were just mediocre. Usually the reaction is, “I f##g hated those pieces of s##t,” or simply, “they were genius.” It happens that the latter reaction is the more appropriate. The sequels baffled many people, so of course the quick reaction is to pan something you don’t understand. The pendulum also swung the other way as well, with muddy over-intelectualized explanations involving the Architect scene in “Reloaded,” and religious overtures when describing what happened to the character of Neo in “Revolutions.” The films are actually quite simplistic, but they use symbolism in an ingenious way. Every single character in the matrix itself is simply a symbol for a piece of software or hardware that is inside every common household computer. Now if you’re not computer literate, it is easy to see how some of the characters or parts of the story might cause a lot of confusion, especially since some of the main focal points in the story revolve around some not-so-common computer knowledge. That being said, The Matrix Trilogy will forever be one of the most imaginative and groundbreaking sci-fi sagas in history.






#7 - Star Trek
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What can you say about the Star Trek franchise? 12 films, over $1 Billion just in domestic gross, and a new found beginning for the series with the latest reboot installment. Which by the way took in more money than any of the previous 11 chapters. The Star Trek franchise also has the incredible distinction of its first film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, almost unanimously being panned as the worst film in the series. Star Trek is an American institution and the patriarch of science fiction. It has even inspired many everyday gadgets that we take for granted, not to mention the influence it’s had on the space program. Gene Roddenberry’s vision of the future back in 1966 remains as the utopian society which human kind hopes to one day turn into a reality.






#6 - The Godfather
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Parts I and II are complete masterpieces. Some of the greatest American cinema ever made. Francis Ford Coppala’s genius translation of Mario Puzo’s novels is considered by some to be the greatest movies ever made. Both parts I and II took home the Oscars for “Best Picture.” Part II is also the first sequel to ever be nominated and win the award. If not for the horrific tragedy that is The Godfather Part III, this franchise would be impenetrable to criticism. But I guess Coppala got an offer he couldn’t refuse.






#5 – The Lord of the Rings
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The highest worldwide grossing trilogy of all time. Millions love it. I don’t. But it still has to be given the respect it deserves. The LOTR fans are as passionate as Trekkers and Star Wars fanatics. All 3 films were nominated for “Best Picture” at the Academy Awards with part 3 taking home the Oscar. It became only the second film sequel to ever win the award (Godfather II) and the first ever third installment to be nominated as well as win. The trilogy was also showered with special effects, sound, and editing awards which were very deserved. To each his own, I guess people love the combination of hobbits, battles, and a “Ten Commandments” amount of walking.






#4 – Indiana Jones
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It’s probably a hands down, no brainer to be #1 on this list if George Lucas doesn’t pull a Washington Wizards and ruin the entire legacy. "Raiders," "Doom," and "Crusade" are as near perfection as a trilogy can get. The characters develop seamlessly, the stakes increase just the right amount and the writing keeps the tone like Beethoven’s’ piano. It’s like the greatest 3-course meal prepared by a master chef has just been served, but then out of nowhere the chef leaps from the kitchen with a blowtorch and burns down the damn restaurant before you can get to the desert. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls is by no exaggeration one of the worst movies ever made. Some, including myself, regard it as the absolute worst film in history due to the height from which it fell. Maybe we can all take a quote from the #3 franchise and refer to it only as “Thou film whose title we dare not speak.”





#3 – Harry Potter
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It’s still 2 films short of completion but the "Harry Potter" series is already the most successful movie franchise of all time where dollars are concerned. Converting such widely known material into 8 feature films is no small feat. Since the source material is so popular, the films are under immense scrutiny to stay true to the novels. Of course there’s no way to shove everything from the 7 books into the films, even with each being over 2 hours and the last book split into 2 films. It’s inevitable that some hard core fans are going to complain about this scene or that scene being left out, but over the long haul the "Potter" films have appeased the large percentage of its fans and recruited brand new ones that have never even cracked open one of the books. Some of the films are more exciting than others, but none are even close to disappointing. The characters are literally growing up before audiences’ eyes as the production company has done an amazing job of keeping the cast together. The writing, acting and special effects are all top notch and even with four different directors, the story telling has remained seamless throughout the saga. The only story left to tell in the franchise is the last book “Deathly Hallows,” which will be split into parts I and II. The ending to a franchise can make or break its legacy, but there’s no reason to think the writers, directors and producers will deviate from the formula that has already brought the franchise worldwide success.






#2 – Star Wars
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From the instance you hear or read the title, John Williams’ composition starts to play in your head. Star Wars is easily the most well-known movie franchise of all time. Redefining special effects in Hollywood, the original Star Wars Trilogy was the template from which all other sci-fi movies would be made for 20 years. Considering inflation, 1977’s Star Wars is second only to Gone with the Wind in terms of ticket sales. Episodes IV, V, and VI have been dissected, re-released, discussed and quoted more than any other films in the history of cinema. The three films defined a generation and kept its extremely loyal fans on the edge of their seats for 16 years until Episode I: The Phantom Menace would be released in 1999. Ironically the same year the The Matrix redefined special effects just as Episode IV did 22 years earlier. Although heavily criticized as sub par films, Episodes I, II, and III never really had a fair chance. There was no way to ever top the first three films as they were so groundbreaking, anything Lucas released would be immediately compared to as inferior. Episodes I and II definitely had writing and character development problems, but lost in the all the tomato throwing was the achievement of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Episode III was a very good "Star Wars" film, and in a moment of truth some hardcore fans will even admit they liked it more than Return of the Jedi. Perhaps the most successful element the new trilogy was able to clarify was the chilling and calculated way the character of The Emperor was able to take control of a free and democratic republic and tear it apart from the inside. The material was very timely with real-world situations that concerned people all over the world and showed how fear can be a greater weapon than any gun, bomb, or lightsaber. The least of all things George Lucas is known for is an ability to write great dialogue, however it’s a line spoken by Natalie Portman’s character of Senator Amidala in Episode III that I personally believe is one of the most chilling, poignant, and important lines in any film ever produced . . .

“So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.”




#1 – Rocky
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It hasn’t made the most money, it wasn’t the most critically acclaimed, it’s not even the most well known. And that’s exactly how Rocky Balboa would have liked it. Rocky is timeless. The quintessential underdog story to end, or begin, all underdog stories. Although not known to be a masterpiece, many people forget it was the script written by Sylvester Stallone himself that brought Rocky to life and won the Academy Award for “Best Picture” in 1976. Rocky Balboa is perhaps the most likeable and cared-about character in movie history. The story of an over-the-hill, past-his-prime boxer who gets a million-to-one shot at the greatest title in the world, captivated people from all walks of life. The six sequels, with the exception of part 5, are all solid films. But even with the misstep of Rocky V, the franchise has the highest replay value of any that came before or after. It’s not even a contest, when a Rocky movie is on television you’re watching at least 10 minutes of it, no matter how many times you’ve seen it before. No movie can match the raw inspirational power the Rocky series possess. Those famous steps in Philadelphia have been run on more times than an Olympic track. Everyone starts to think one-handed pushups are easy. And in the most extreme case of over confidence in the history of the world, Caucasians actually believed they could box. Now that’s inspiration. How fitting for Rocky that on this list he would be pitted against legions of pirates, mafia hitmen, bebe guns, magical rings, wizards, bullwhip toting anthropologists, Jedi mind tricks and lightsabers. However, none of those can seem to contend with “the eye of the tiger.”







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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Big Fish Recap 9/2/09 - Sweeep


Every Championship team faces a seminal moment in their season when they either take the turn towards a championship or fold under the pressure. Well, the Cobra Kai came upon that challenge this past Friday night with a crucial double header that could either make or break the season.

The first challenge of the night was avoiding the pinchers of peril being thrown at us by the Goonies Squad. The Kai’s struck first and went right at the Goonies posting 3 runs to start the night and trying to set the pace for the evening. Mad Dog was on his game stifling Goonies hitters all night and the defense behind him was solid. Johnny Blaze was patrolling the infield and making sure the Goonies did not slide anything by them and Capt. Tucci and his crew were doing the same in the Outfield.

The Goonies tried to spark their offense by pulling out the old “Slick Shoes” from their wacky bench coach Data but it backfired as one of their own hitters was their only victim. In the bottom of the 4th they pulled out the slick shoes and tried to take Koko out but it just so happened that it took out their own player as he came tumbling into Koko and first base head first and had to be carried off in a stretcher. This slowed the momentum of the Cobra Kai a bit but we picked it back up off some solid hitting lead by Blaze’s strikes and a relentless attack from everybody. Goonies never say Die….but when they face the Cobra Kai…they cry for mercy. Eventually, the game was called as we had no Mercy on the Goonies beating them down 16-5 in six innings leading Koko to yell…….”Andy…..Your....Such…A Goooonie”!!!!!!

The Captain had to quickly gather the troops and get them to the next field where we had a date with destiny. The Kai were set to square off with our Rivals and league leading Beat Downs to rumble for First Place honors. “I knew this was going to be a do or die type game and that’s why I wore my Wonder Twins pin under my uni tonight because if we were going to go for the sweep we would have to UNITE as a Team to overcome this immense challenge set before us” Koko said after the game.
Well, Once again the Cobra Kai struck first and this time we struck hard batting through the order and posting 5 runs in the first, absolutely stunning the Beat downs and taking the wind right out of their arrogant sails. “I could feel the momentum flowing through us” Sully said after the first inning.

The Beat Downs came right back in the 3rd and tied things up with some clutch hitting and turned this game into an all out war. Mad Dog was trying to stifle their hitters but they kept finding every open piece of field they could spraying hits all over the place. Regs finally figured out their hitting pattern and started to predict where they were going which helped the right side of the field contain them better. With the game tied in the bottom of the fifth Triple R….Regs laid into an inside pitch and drove it deep to left field and had it sail right over Brett Favre’s glove out of Red Bug Lake Park for a HUGE 3 Run HR to spark the Kai’s back into the game. “That was exactly what the Dr. ordered said DonJuan after Regs HR sparked a Huge Kai rally lead by DonJuan battling through pain and increasing his league leading OB % to .979.
The Kai’s new Recruit Miguel also found his rhythm looking eerily like JW with his tomahawk chop that proved to be deadly tonight chopping his way to 3 hits right over the LC fielders head and just destroying their defense.

The teams battled back and forth and faced off in the most intense matchup of the Kai’s season battling to extra innings where we could either fold or keep fighting and prove ourselves once and for all. All seemed to be lost for the Kai in the top of the 14th when the team was battling fatigue and dehydration. The Beat downs seemed in control when they loaded the bases with no outs and were looking for the knockout punch. But then out of nowhere a screaming grounder found its way into Sprague’s glove and he turned a miraculous Double play that gave the Cobra Kai’s the confidence and the game changing momentum we needed dearly. “When that ball came flying at me, I could not believe my eyes what just happened and I knew I had to use my plastic man legs to stretch to save the DP” Koko said after stretching for the ball to complete our best defensive relay of the season.

However, the game was not over yet. The Beat Downs battled back and once again loaded the bases with two outs and down by one. The temperature was rising and the intensity was at an all time high. Would the Kai’s fold? Sully, called a time out and told everyone to simmer down….I just wanted everyone to know we can do this and the beer will be that much better if we pull out this win.”

Then a strike into left field and something unusual happened a sprinkler went off and it seemed to message to us….cool down….you got this. The game does not stop for anyone or any sprinkler and we kept going. The next play Mad Dog jammed the Beat down and they hit a line drive at Miguel who pulled it in to end the game………giving us a much needed 15-14 win jetting us into the playoff push.

“That was an amazing win and it proved a lot about the mental and physical toughness of our guys tonight, and I don’t know what else to say other than….Let’s Slam a beer” Capt Tucci said as he walked away from the post game press conference.

Wow…..it was an exciting night for the Cobra Kai’s. We overcame our demons and look forward to defending the title heading into the playoffs this Friday Night under the Lights. See You Then!